Taylor Swift was “So High School,” going into full cheerleader mode for Travis Kelce at Patrick Mahomes’ charity golf tournament in Las Vegas.
A chilling discovery has been made in what appears to be a melancholy video of Travis Kelce playing golf. Despite blurry golf tournament footage shared on Patrick Mahomes’ Instagram, Swiftie’s sharp sleuths deduced that the billionaire singer was cheering on her partner on the putting green.
How are they so sure that the blurry, barely glimpsed apparition is actually their idol? The way he claps, of course.
A golfing Travis Kelce looks at the camera while (supposedly) Taylor Swift claps politely in the background. (Image via Instagram / @patrickmahomes)
“I think I saw Taylor on the golf course,” one fan wrote on Mahomes’ Instagram post, which featured a montage of the process (in which Swift’s moment was maybe half a second). Another Instagram user added “light blue dress,” confirming the sighting.
Meanwhile, a ultra slow version of the fleeting moment was added to X (formerly Twitter). After seeing the footage closer than the Zapruder film, fans were almost certain that the silent, featureless Slenderman-like figure was the beloved pop star.
“Swiftie senses are telling us this is Taylor on a golf course in a summer dress cheering on her man,” one Swiftie wrote about the footage. “It’s her, you can tell by the way she claps,” added a second fan. “Oh yeah! That clapping technique… undeniable,” insisted a third Swift acolyte.
“Only two people in this entire world applaud like that…” a third fan chimed in. “1 [younger brother] Austin Swift 2 Taylor Swift. And I’m pretty sure Austin isn’t wearing that dress,” they added.
We here at Suggest We struggle to determine what’s more disturbing: the ghostly, expressionless-faced apparition lurking on the golf course… transforming a sunny, carefree day into a descent into horror… or the rabid Swift fans who They can recognize their beloved idol by witnessing a dull millisecond of silent images of her standing in the distance.
Detail of Creepy Pasta-inducing image of (possibly) Taylor Swift cheering on avid golfer Travis Kelce. (Image via Instagram / @patrickmahomes)
Is the mysterious and disturbing figure actually the world’s most beloved pop star, forced to politely applaud her golfer boyfriend?
Maybe.
Regardless, the pixelated, faceless apparition of Taylor Swift, lurking silently in the background of images of her boisterous partner, will haunt this writer for years and years. In my quiet moments alone, contemplating mortality while enjoying a nice nine-vegetable winter soup, she will come to me.
And I will know that it is my time.
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Source: vcmp.edu.vn