King Of The Hill: Luanne Platter’s Funniest (Most Naïve) Quotes

king of the hill Still one of the best animated series of all time. Though underrated at the time, the film has grown in popularity in recent years as fans have begun to appreciate the hidden complexity behind its seemingly simple story. The play about a conservative patriarch from Texas (born in New York) captivates audiences everywhere with its complex yet compelling characters.

Luanne is one such character. A beautiful young girl moves in with her aunt and uncle after her mother goes to prison for stabbing her father. Luanne’s beauty lies in her innocence. She is not only beautiful on the outside but also beautiful on the inside. Her innocence evokes a desire for protection in the audience. Lawn may be naive by nature, but she’s also sweet, kind, caring, and loyal.

“I am a proud and ignorant woman!”

When local pork merchant Trip Larson likes Luanne, she confesses to him that she doesn’t know many things. Trip reassures her that she’s not stupid. Just ignorance. He explained that it just meant she didn’t have “a chance to learn all the wrong things”.

Of course, it’s clear that Trip means she’s innocent enough to not be a threat to his sinister plans. When Peggy asked Luanne to stop dating Trip, Luanne deftly defended her. She claims to be a “pride, stupid woman! No one will change that!”

“Now, that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard,” Peggy replies.

“Oh! You mean sex?”

Luanne and Hank are both great in every scene, as Hank is embarrassed by Luanne’s bluntness. Hank screams in a “feminine hygiene product” ad on TV and he tries to warn Luanne that Trip might be after something else. He hesitated on the subject until he said, “Luanne, sometimes men don’t care what they say they care. Honestly, they care more about something else.”

“Oh! You mean sex?” Lu Anne bluntly asked.

Hank shouted, “Wow!”, and immediately ran out of the room.

“Counterfeit!”

After Buckley was killed in the Mega Lo Mart explosion, Luanne couldn’t help but grieve for her boyfriend. Worse still, she’s on fire after breaking up with Buckley after going to Mega Lo Mart. Cosmetology student Lou Anne decided she’d rather show the world how ugly it is than make it pretty. For this reason, she changed her destiny and became a photojournalist.

At Buckley’s funeral, she showed her first photo as a photojournalist: a chubby, nude Bobby, reaching for fries.

“This is a picture of a starving Irish child. Resist the occupation! Resist the occupation!”

“Lazy thinking!”

Luanne’s innocence has brought her into the arms of scary men who want to take advantage of her. While she was working at a beauty academy, Rad Thibodeaux walked in and got a free haircut. Thibodeaux introduces himself to Luanne as a sensitive person and a “self-proclaimed genius” living in a harsh world that doesn’t understand and doesn’t value people like him.

“Lazy thinking!” Luan cried.

This scene shows how innocent Luanne is. Rad constantly sprays streams of creepy sensation all over his hair, even pronouncing his last name “Thiboday-ox”, but Luanne immediately trusts him completely.

“Vote for the Communist Party!”

Unfortunately for the United States, Luanne is prone to fluctuating things. Instead, after she decided to “vote for president next year,” Hank taught her to vote in the first election. “Luanne, you should aspire to democracy!” Hanks cursed.

Later, to Hank’s horror, Luanne cited many good reasons for her choosing Communist Party leader Robert Khariji. “First, the line at his booth is the shortest. I like his tie: red. White shirt and blue jacket. That’s America. Communism! “

She then adds that “Robert Kariji has the cutest little ears and the prettiest eyebrows”, forcing Hank to admit that she’s acting like an idiot. Luanne ran home crying.

“Here’s a little trick I use to remember my name”

Luanne accidentally joined a cult while she was in college, and the cult leader had a hard time stopping Luanne. She’s stupid, their control tactics don’t work on her. In a leader’s speech, she told the women they didn’t need food or water. Luanne insisted that she was hungry and ordered a Meat Lover’s pizza to be delivered to her house.

Also, the cult leader couldn’t brainwash Luanne to change her name to Jane. Thinking they couldn’t remember their own, Luanne reminded them: “Here’s a little trick I use to remember my own name. I think of a man named Lu, and then a woman named Anne. They are in the forest of a met kingdom.”

The cult leader locked Luanne in a closet to bring her spirits down. “You’re so different that it’s hard for us to love you!” she warned.

“Can you melt Sharona Johnson’s face?”

Luanne is heartbroken and has been battling her boyfriend’s death for months since the explosion. At her beauty academy, her teachers bullied her for not being smart, as did star student Sharona Johnson. Tension ensues as Luanne tries to pass her exam. She imagines Barkley’s angels visiting her, and together they play on the trampoline.

Feeling comforted and protected, she returns the next night and asks Buckley’s angels to “melt Sharona Johnson’s face. Oh! Help me pass the exam!”

‘My mother went to jail for fighting’

“Boxing Luanne” is one of many episodes where Luanne proves herself. She may be naive, ignorant and stupid, but Luanne is also strong and always ready to get better. In her redemption story, she grew tired of the man who harassed and looked down on her. To prove she’s more than just looks, she decides to become a boxer at the suggestion of Buck Strickland.

Buck doesn’t think she’s a good fighter. Instead, he sees Luanne’s looks as a way to make money. However, he told Luanne that she was a great boxer, and Luanne replied, “My mother went to jail for fighting. Do you think there’s any way her genes could be passed on? I’m not?”

“Then the snowman thanks Bobby and Uncle Hank!”

Dale, Bumhauer and Bill are smuggled onto a truck to Arizona. Dale, as always, was careless by not informing his wife that he would be away for a few days. Not surprisingly, Luanne didn’t notice that Dale had left, choosing instead to share her new Christmas song with Nancy to hear her thoughts.

“Then the snowman thanked Bobby and Uncle Hank!

Take him to Arizona!

Because he’s about to meet his friend, lame boy!

Again, and he – melted! “

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When asked if she liked Luanne’s song, Nancy replied, “Sug, it’s great. But right now, I’m busy filing a missing person report, okay?”

“Aunt Peggy is wrong! Finding a job is easy!”

“I learned something really important today in college. I don’t want to be there!” Luanne dropped out of college after dropping out of her original cosmetology school. She decides to return to her first love, her hair, and gets everyone’s support, except Peggy. Peggy, who is often fiercely protective of Luanne, pressed her to say, “Getting certified as a stylist is the easy part. Now you have to be prepared to constantly say no to getting a job. “

After that, the owner of Allen’s most stylish hair salon, “hottyz”, offered Luanne a job on the spot. “Aunt Peggy is wrong! Finding a job is easy!” As usual, Luanne was living a rather privileged life, but too distracted to notice.